OPEN POST;

[spiraea]

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OPEN RP POST ① Pick a character ② Pick a prompt (or DIY) (shamelessly and selectively pilfered from bakerstreet's Random Scenario Meme) ③ Do the thing!. table code by betterdolphin

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[aclassi]

[ Krem nearly snorts at that. ]

I'm not at all surprised. Maybe I'll start calling him that, too.

[ He takes a swig of his drink, glancing over at the papers once more. ]

So, what've you learned about Corypheus from all that?

[ironized]

Yeah, why not? We can start a club.

[ a club of people who like to annoy Dorian. Best club. ]

Mostly that the guy's psychotic, but nothin' I haven't seen before.

[aclassi]

Uh... You deal with psychotic talking Darkspawn often?

[ironized]

A psycho's a psycho, and I've dealt with plenty of those.

[ Hell, he used to be one. Whether or not he's totally over that is debatable- just look at that fucking smile ]

The Darkspawn thing is just a weird, freaky cherry on top.

[aclassi]

[ Krem gives a thoughtful look for a second, at that. ]

Fair enough. Though I think "weird" would be a bit of an understatement, here, yeah?

[ He leans into the back of his chair. ]

The Chargers have seen a lot of weird things around Thedas, but psychotic talking Darkspawn is definitely new.

[ironized]

Yer talkin’ to a guy that eats metal, remember? And I’m one’a the less weird things you’ll find in Fiore.

Fought a giant chicken before. His buddy was some kinda’ dog or lion or somethin’. I dunno. Wasn’t important at the time.

[aclassi]

[ Krem certainly was not expecting that second bit, and he nearly ends up with the lip of his bottle of ale up his nose with the double take he has to take at that. ]

Uh. Sorry, did you say you fought a giant chicken?

Alright, Gajeel. Story time.

[ironized]

Where do I even start on that one? That was a friggin' mess.

Long story short, me an' a bunch of other guys from the guild were on this island for a competition- wizards got ranks, and this was to see who was gettin' promoted- when these bozos from a dark guild showed up outa nowhere.

A pair of 'em came after me an' my partner. One of 'em looked like a giant chicken. Swear to god, he shot eggs out of his mouth. I'da been weirded out if I hadn't been so busy kickin' the other guy's ass.