OPEN POST;

[spiraea]

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OPEN RP POST ① Pick a character ② Pick a prompt (or DIY) (shamelessly and selectively pilfered from bakerstreet's Random Scenario Meme) ③ Do the thing!. table code by betterdolphin

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[stealwithit]

[ she smirks at him. ]

Definitely that last one. Especially knowing you guys would stand around afterwards wondering what the hell just happened.

[nostalgiabomb]

And lemme guess -- you totally stuck around just to see our dumbfounded faces, right? Did you take pictures?

[stealwithit]

Of course I did. How could I not? That Groot was so perplexed, it was adorable.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He snorts at that. ]

Yeah, "perplexed." I'm pretty sure you've got him convinced you're legitimately a wizard. He's gonna be disappointed as hell when he finds out you're not.

[stealwithit]

[ She shakes her head in disbelief. ]

Wait, am I not? I think I pretty much count as one, considering how good I am. Plus I've been called a witch a few times here and there.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He deadpans, turning and giving her his full attention. ]

Alright, then. What number am I thinking of?

[stealwithit]

[ Without even missing a beat: ]

Sixty-nine.

Or three. Three's fine, too.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He makes a buzzer noise -- they have buzzers in this reality, surely. ]

Wrong on both counts, Goto.

It was a trick question: I don't know how to count.

[ A beat, then, ]

No, actually, it was five. But still.

[stealwithit]

[ She laughs and shakes her head. ]

I'm so glad you can count at least to five, apparently.

But fine. I'm not a witch or a telepath, in this case, but I can't blame your friend for thinking I'm one.

[nostalgiabomb]

But you can blame yourself for not being able to pull a rabbit out of a hat whenever you guys properly meet.

Think of the heartbreak on his face, Goto.

[stealwithit]

[ she tilts her head at him. ]

Planning on introducing me to the family, are you, Quill?

[nostalgiabomb]

Well, only fair the guys should get to meet the woman who showed 'em up so thoroughly, one of these days, right? If only so you can gloat.

[stealwithit]

Please. I wouldn't gloat--

[ Except that she totally would. ]

But I'm honored. If this next job goes well, they get to meet the woman who brought Star-Lord to a soiree as her +1, too.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He arches an eyebrow at her. ]

We attendin' another shindig, Goto?

[stealwithit]

[ She responds in a hushed tone, ] That was the plan, if you're interested. I can tell you more in that dark, nondescript alley were talking about earlier once we get out of here.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ His smile in return is bright. ]

I'm ready to have a discussion whenever you are.

[stealwithit]

Great.

[ And with that, she finishes the last drops of her drink, sets her glass down onto the bar, and slips out of her seat. ]

Then let's take a walk, shall we, Star-Lord?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He does the same, bowing to her with a flourish of his hand and offering his elbow. ]

After you, my lady.

[stealwithit]

[ She offers him a pleased little hum, tilting her head as she takes his arm with hers and whispering as they walk, ]

We're not undercover yet, Quill.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He just grins in return. ]

I just like treatin' a lady right. That so wrong, Goto?

[stealwithit]

Right. How could I forget? You did that so well on our last job together.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ If he could, he'd bow. As it is, he just kind of waves his hand, as if doffing an imaginary hat. ]

A-thank you.

[ He directs them into a nearby alley, and after a cursory inspection, it seems deserted. ]

This dark and nondescript enough for you?

[stealwithit]

Oh, it'll do.

[ She lets go of his arm as she steps into the darkness of the alley, leaning against the wall and folding her arms. ]

So. I know you weren't exactly excited about the soiree last time, but I'm afraid you've been invited to yet another one. You'll have a plus-one this time, though.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He follows after, claiming his spot at the wall opposite her. ]

Hoping by "plus one" you mean you, and that this isn't just your way of setting me up on a blind date.

[stealwithit]

[ She chuckles under her breath. ]

No blind dates this time, no. [ Seeing as the last heist may as well have involved one, what with the way she tasked Peter with charming Amira. ] I figured you wouldn't mind touting me around on your arm.